D&D Extraordinaire, Heelys Expert,Certified Dingus

D&D Extraordinaire, Heelys Expert,Certified Dingus

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

the thing about running my silly little d&d game is that it has fundamentally changed me and my life forever, for the better.

thinking about “i am made better by you; i am made more myself by you” but irl about this fucking game!! like!!!

i have never, in my entire life, worked so hard at anything, so consistently, for so long, as i have running this game. i have never been so open and radically vulnerable as i have running this game. and in turn, i have never asked for what i needed and reached out for support from my friends as consistently and loyally as i have while running this game. i have never leaned into anything as hard as I’ve leaned into the challenges and tensions and complications of running this game. i have never committed myself to creativity and to living a creative life as i have since i started running this game. it has changed my life. it has changed me. it has made me more myself. ttrpgs are magic. friends are magic.

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keepersofmyheart:

Whipped cream cake

This sounds good. I’m trying it

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dduane:

assigned-baby-at-birth:

guildenstern:

peatbogbody:

peatbogbody:

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

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don’t forget

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grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

…When you’re getting ready to design a book cover and you’re not sure what you do is going to be good enough.. it’s always reassuring to see something like [all of the above].

slimetony:

slimetony:

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saturday night

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Hello beautiful

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crashtestjeffy:

Before the internet, librarians were the gatekeeper of knowledge. For your reading pleasure, the New York Public Library released a cache of queries and conundrums called in from the 1940s to the 1980s.

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More… https://imgur.com/gallery/100MhvX

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midwinterhunt:

actually im going to share how i make cool mandala decals

first write your word

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duplicate and flip horizontal

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combine layers, duplicate, and flip vertical

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duplicate and rotate 90 degrees

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combine, duplicate, and rotate one more time and you should have something like this

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you can do this with any word, and the number of times you rotate may vary, but it’s an awesome way to make your own patterns and prints for fabric that you can just paste on.

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^“Turtles”

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^“Fuck”

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^“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

The longer your word/phrase, the more you’ll need to rotate it and the more elaborate it looks.

Happy drawing!

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How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?

Answer:

dduane:

elodieunderglass:

gallusrostromegalus:

obligatory-decomposition:

gallusrostromegalus:

You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don’t think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.

Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.

The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.

Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow

That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.

Unless it’s zucchini. Then it’s a cry for help.

Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend

Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby

Fresh new asparagus - romantic love

Artichoke - fondness

New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential

Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone

Swiss chard - I have made mistakes

Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses

White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor

Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection

Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale

Raspberries - you are a person I admire

Strawberries - you are a treasure

Onion - I am confused

Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially

Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child

Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty

Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses

Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation

Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

(chortle)

everythingfox:

Majestic

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